See our hottest selling line of kevlar bibs. Be a responsible parent and protect your infant from drive-bys. For your pre-teens, we also carry a full line of Disney themed bulletproof vests for school and play. [I wonder how many countries have “drive-by” as part of their lexicon?]
Are they supposed to wear it all the time? Chronic shoulder and back pain incoming then.
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Whoa. I had a school ID in elementary school and high school, but not like a badge that you have to wear. And transparent backpacks, that’s wild.
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Laughs in European
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See our hottest selling line of kevlar bibs. Be a responsible parent and protect your infant from drive-bys. For your pre-teens, we also carry a full line of Disney themed bulletproof vests for school and play. [I wonder how many countries have “drive-by” as part of their lexicon?]
Remember kids, to ask your principal about investing in armored School Buses with howitzers to make sure you don’t die on your way to school!