Out there is likely a banana which perfectly fits inside a Chiquita executive’s rectal cavity, and the fact that it just sits on a dump, rotting and being denied its historical mission, is just sad

Woody should be only Zelensky, and he should be letting go of another, even smaller Woody labelled “the Ukrainians”

Elon Musk’s entire business model is a pattern of selling fraudulent, unnecessary, and experimental contraptions to the USA that only keep being bought because of the dismal state of their railways

I have great respect for any American kid who is growing up right now and still retains a minimum of sanity. Surrounded by school shootings, coronaviruses on steroids, racism, a deregulated economy, a straight-up villainous government, institutional fraud, nepotism, and corruption, religious lunacy, poverty, poisoning, and malnutrition, caught in a circle of work and debt at a young age, and daily walking among the artifacts of the world’s grandest schemes advancing war, pollution, narco-terrorism, sex trafficking, and tropical deforestation yet unable to do anything against it.

How are they able to put up with all this?

From the taste of his femur, obviously

The US military could have expended a third of the yearly total US government spending on nacho crisps, and it would still not suffice to explain why it is running out of missile systems all of a sudden. But I think this is just how things are run in the world’s best economic system^TM

He should talk in front of a wind park, maybe all that hot air could solve Germany’s energy crisis