See our hottest selling line of kevlar bibs. Be a responsible parent and protect your infant from drive-bys. For your pre-teens, we also carry a full line of Disney themed bulletproof vests for school and play. [I wonder how many countries have “drive-by” as part of their lexicon?]

Remember kids, to ask your principal about investing in armored School Buses with howitzers to make sure you don’t die on your way to school!

Are they supposed to wear it all the time? Chronic shoulder and back pain incoming then.

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Whoa. I had a school ID in elementary school and high school, but not like a badge that you have to wear. And transparent backpacks, that’s wild.

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Laughs in European

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